How did you guess?  I have been cast in National Tour of

coming soon to a theatre near you.

I am going to be playing the part of Mungojerrie and will be in the show at least one year! For more information on the Tour, click the links below.

Cat-Bits
Cats Quotes:
I am rarely amusing to an entire room full of people, but I'm always funny to me.           David Hanson, Hair and Make-Up
I need to rebuild carteledge in my knee.  Hurry UP!           Brian Collier, Tumblebrutus
USA Today is like 'See Spot Run' for adults.           Karen Christensen - Cast Friend
I've seen it all.  I've done 'Falsettos' twice.           Josey, age 13, Cast of 'Ragtime'
I heard that out of the corner of my eye.           Suzanna, Ass. Dance Captain
Don't ask questions to which the answers will only piss you off.           Bryce, Mungojerrie
Grant, we were just talking about you.  The Australian flag, it's too busy.           Mike, Swing
Well, that's about ten years or so (definition of a decade).           Suzanna, Ass. Dance Captain
I want to know more about gay bars.           Tina Moya
Isn't it good that I didn't graduate from AMDA?  I could have turned out like that.            Suzanna, Dance Captain
No, he's Everetts.           - Emma, Kristin's daughter.
I want you to use every funk muscle you have.           - Richard, Director
You're preaching to the queer...choir.  Well, both apply.           - Mark, Musical Director
You don't even spot that fast.           - Bryce, Mungojerrie.
We are on swing from disaster at all times.           - anonymous
Fill out a change of address form, baby.           - Brad, Tumblebrutus
Grab that shit, put it on, and get on stage.           - anonymous
We saw someone standing on their leg warmers.  This is very wrong.            - L.D., Wardrobe Supervisor
Not that they would say that, but I just did.           - anonymous
The women in this cast are enough to turn a straight man, gay.  That will teach them.           - Bryce, Mungojerrie
What junkyard are we in?           -Sam, Associate Choreographer
Just spread your legs and "V" for Viverino.           - Sam, Associate Choreographer
Victoria and Tumblebrutus are the prom King and Queen.  Tumblebrutus being          the King.           -Sam, Associate Choreographer
At this moment, Grizabella is Bette Middler and Satan mixed into one.           - Mark, Musical Director
For your birthday I'll give you a glottal.           - Kristin, Musical Supervisor
Just remember to keep acting!            - Jessica, Demeter
I don't care if you're early or late.  Just commit.  We'll fix it in Atlantic City.           - Richard, Director
Too easy...(wait, wait)....there it is.           -  Brad Barnes and myself.
Titties to the wind.           -  Gillian Lynn (channeled through Sam)
Words spoken by Wendy, Jellylorum, while flipping through the consulate pages in the phone book on a break of a very long day.  They were very funny at the time. "Hallo, yeah, is this were Jesus was born." - Israel "Hi, Jordan, ain't you got no last name?" - Jordan "That's not how you spell spam!" - Spain "Can I have a Malta milk shake, ta go." - Malta "Hello, is this Greece?  How long is this production running?" - Greece
It's like watching Liza, it's a giant train wreck you can't help but stare at.           - anonymous
During Act I, we're all going to be different kinds of dead.           -  Emily, Rumpleteaser
I'm sorry that's awful.  Let's do that again.           - Richard, Director
Swings are people too, ya know.           - Colin, Swing
This will be a whole new version , never before seen by anyone.           - Richard, Director
Brad, you're good dingy material.           - Richard, Director
One show wonderful.           - Shanon, Bombalurina
Are you getting mad because I'm not porking you like a straight man.           - Colin, Swing
I can't sleep with you, my "coot" will be lonely.           - Erin, Swing
I tried to ball change, but my ball didn't change.           - Ross, Swing
Honey, you can't get fatigued singing the blues.           - Jarrett, Old Dueteronomy
If I got hard, I'd go down.           - Ronnie, Alonzo
It looked hard so I just wanted to touch it.           - Anonymous
Two tee-shirts for $20!?!  I could eat at McDonalds seven times for that!!           - Nicki, Swing
Michael Jordan can really jump.  He should have been a ballet dancer and made         some money!           - Ronnie, Alonzo
Cats moments:
First "Around the World Party."          Room Party Themes:          08/11/2001	Irish Home Land
	Viva Italia
	Brittanico City
	The Green Room
	Lost City of Atlantis
Everett (Macavity/Pluto) was the first to have a birthday in the cast.  06/13/2001
"Jellicle Ball" was danced all the way through.  06/14/2001
Ronnie (Alonzo) was the first to require an Ice Pack.  06/15/2001
Bryce voted cast representative.  06/16/2001
First cartwheel trick attempted by Emily and Bryce (Rumpleteaser & Mungojerrie)                       06/16/2001
1st attempt at Cat Improv.  Fantastic!  06/16/2001
Director arrives and Act I takes shape.  06/19/2001
1st  blood injury, Colin (Swing) while minding his own business!  06/23/01
Bill and I begged at the box office for standing room tickets to see Mark,         assistant choreographer, play Tommy in The Music Man.  And got them!  06/23/01
5 Cartwheels, baby!!  06/23/01
Briefest comedic moment, "Right." - Mark, Music Director  06/23/01
"Moochiecoot" found to be first Cat to get sick in a bar, subway, on Everett, etc.                     06/24/01
First real meal offered at Harra's Casino cafeteria.   07/31/01
Members of the cast go and see Bernadette Peters at Bally's.   08/04/01
Fist time cast is choked by an incredible smell during Jellicle Ball.  08/05/01